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The Reason Why Virat Kohli Retired Test Cricket: Selected for Vishal Mega Mart Security Guard
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VMM News Staff
Security Affairs Correspondent
5 min read
Sources confirm Kohli's lifelong dream was to guard the gates at VMM.
In a world where news is serious, we decided to take a coffee break. Welcome to the only place where security guard exams are tougher than IIT, and Virat Kohli's true dream is finally revealed.
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Disclaimer: This is satire. If you believed any of this, you probably also believe in unicorns at Vishal Mega Mart.