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Aman Sharma Secures Dream Position
Percentile: 99.9991
🏆Successfully Secured the Position
Rumor: Practiced bag checking on relatives.
Competition reaches unprecedented levels as only 2 out of 10 lakh secure positions
Rumor: Practiced bag checking on relatives.
Can spot a suspicious trolley from 100m.
Still waiting for the whistle.
Dreams in polythene bags.
Aunties fear their stare.
Once stopped a trolley with bare hands.
Knows all the mall's secret exits.
Practiced for 27 hours a day.
Lost to Sharma ji's son by 0.0001%.
Aspires to be the next mall manager.
Worked 27 hours in a 24 hour day. Still only got 99.997%.
Practiced intense staring at trolleys for 3 months straight.
Cleared the exam but failed the polythene distribution round.
My mom still thinks I should have tried for UPSC.
Lost my whistle in the final round. Heartbroken.
Security guard exam tougher than JEE, NEET, and UPSC combined.
I can now check bags with my eyes closed.
Only 2 out of 10 lakh got the job. Feeling blessed and exhausted.
Next year, I am aiming for the chair at the entrance.
My percentile is higher than my phone battery ever was.